The day before we planned to leave Ouagadougou, we took a taxi out to the bus station to be sure we could find it, to buy our tickets, and to find out what time the bus for Ghana left. All of this was accomplished with relatively little difficulty, considering we were in an African city where we didn’t know our way and could barely speak the language. At any rate, I clearly understood that the bus left “a huit heure.” Right. Eight o’clock.
The night before we left we spent hours packing our bags with all of our groceries and souvenirs. The souvenirs had to be carefully packed (a.k.a. wrapped in our clothes) to keep them from breaking on the long bumpy road to Nalerigu. The groceries had to be carefully packed (a.k.a. wrapped up in every grocery sack we could find) separately from the souvenirs to keep them from breaking or, in the unfortunate event they did break, from leaking olive oil or pea juice all over our lovely souvenirs. And we had to somehow carry all this (two large backpacks, a large sack, an action packer and a cardboard box) to a cab and sit with all but the boxes nestled around us in the bus. They were heavy, and I mean heavy. I was worn out when we got them downstairs that morning, and we were already running late. Fortunately we ran into a charming missionary from Niger just as we got to the mission gate, and he offered to give us a ride. We didn’t know how to get to the bus station, and neither did he, but he did get us to a taxi stand where they could take us. We arrived with just 15 minutes to spare and would surely have been late had he not given us a ride.
Ah, but this is Africa. At 10 a.m. we were still sitting at the bus station. The hospital was sending a driver to the border to pick us up, and he was scheduled to arrive there at 10:30 a.m. Fortunately we had bought a Burkina SIM card for my cell, so I called Mona, a Nalerigu missionary who was in Ouaga at the time. She called somebody in Nalerigu, who somehow (we hoped) would get word to the driver that we were coming but were terribly late.
At last we pulled out of the station. Then we stopped for gas. Sigh. Then, yes, we were off. As ours was an international trip, we were riding on a large charter-style bus with room for the luggage and sheep underneath, not strapped on top. There was also a television on which we were treated to the second half of a pirated Chinese-dubbed-into-English kung fu soccer movie. At one point along our journey the bus stopped and then backed up for several hundred yards. Then, the driver put it in park and jumped out. We stared at him through the window for a minute before we realized what he was doing. Oh, bathroom break. No bathroom, of course. Soon half the bus was outside along the road. We stayed put. White people peeing outside attracts too much attention around here.
Finally, after several leg-cramping hours, we arrived at Dakola the border town on the Burkina side. We got our passports stamped out of Burkina, rode across to Paga (a village well known for its crocodiles) and were stamped back in to Ghana for another 60 days. And just across the border we saw a beautiful, mud-splattered BMC truck with our favorite driver, Issahaku, ready to take us back to Nalerigu. It was a moment for great rejoicing.
The last stop on our long adventure came about an hour from the hospital, along the road from Walewale to Nalerigu, possibly one of the worst roads in our part of Africa. It’s dirt, and in the rainy season, huge craters of it just wash away. It’s a neck-snapping, bone-jarring ride. We were well out into the middle of nowhere when we came across a bus in the middle of the road, surrounded by people. It had broken down. When we drove past the crowd we spotted one of our friends, Joyce, with her three young daughters, the youngest of whom is three months old. After much shuffling of backpacks laden with canned goods from Ouaga, we squeezed Joyce, Nina, Naa, and Susan in to the truck cab with Matt, Issahaku, and me. It occurred to us that our late departure from Ouagadougou might not have been such a bad thing after all. If we had been on time, we would have been in Nalerigu before Joyce’s bus ever passed that way, and she would have been left on the side of the road with night and malarial mosquitoes closing in on her little girls. I suppose God was looking at a bigger picture than our timely departure that day.